guys,

i am a mystery (rapped in an, [mystery)), a mystery tortilla, covered with the salsa, of, (a mystersy) (i.e., ""this/that is)))) an enigma,

this is no joak,

/test,

dis is real plz

knot a test plz,

do you catch the joak?

well if you did, then you failed b/c there IS no joak, in fact: this:

is the ersult of years of researhc/investigation, for i am not an Ocks'fs Ford, a student ahera at the Universidi, /Younivercity of Ockfsords, aI am something you did not think that was me:

a sea krit agent.

a sea krit agent.

for the League of Nonsense. (aka, plz http://leagueofnonsense.tumblr.com/)))))

Now, the Journey Begins.

Now, the Tle,,Tale, t8le, will unravel itself, such as the curtain of salsa/life/mystery, this :

will be my autobiography of my life inside the the leage of Nonsense, in fact "kris,"/therealytui is just an anagram for "LON sea krit agent"" to be,

poleite,

ya thx, dis is da REAL blog now, THE REAL MOTHERFUCKING YTUI

god evening gentleman,

...bvecause lets be honest, there are no women reading this late on postmodern critical Theories!

but seriosuly, spzplzplz, i Have not posted in a while and I know that you, my viewers, and my self, also my girlfriend, have been getting worried since I haven’t been --WAIT WHAWT’S THAT THE REAL YTUI HAS A GIRLFRIEND??

it’s true everybody, she is smart, intelligent, beautiful, and is very sexy and hot, also we have sex everyday

some of you atm (Internet Slang for “At The Moment” might be saysing, just hold on a second who is this character,

well, for those of you who just started reading, i am a Student here at the Youniversidi of OC’’s fo,,rddp, zpl plz get used to those plz,zspls, Frod univerCity her in Cambridge, Pennsylvania,,,jK!! te real oxford in oxford, london, just like I am the real ytui,

guys if you ve been noticing some typos in, this post then I suggestyou assume that I might have been drinking!! that’s right i am party and girlfriend!!! but i can Still post about Postmoedern ism at a time like this, becaus eI am so smart,look at this discovery I made recently,:

if you treat a subtedxtual element as Marx thought of it )i.e.e, in a tradionalist/classicist view based on basically platonic and ciceronian stylye, then lingual trideficides succumb not only to the basis of a textual paradiggm, but serve as a fundamentla dissertation on postdialectical discourse , i have to go my girlfriend just arrived and we are having sex xthx